I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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