he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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