why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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