i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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