Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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