I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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