Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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