Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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