doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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