I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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