dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No...this little piggys going to the bar
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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