I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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