Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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