i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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