I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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