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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.

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(512): View more from Texas

We need a plan...

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Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses

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(661): View more from California

i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance

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(612): View more from Minnesota

All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat

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(518): View more from New York

Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday

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