I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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