I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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