? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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