Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
