can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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