she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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