I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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