Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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