Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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