Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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