Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Randomize
