I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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