I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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