I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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