he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish i was in the wii world.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I cut my penus on the lid.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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