My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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