he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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