i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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