The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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