What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
