haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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