You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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