I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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