she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
