I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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