There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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