So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It's just like the Real World with babies
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Randomize
