So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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