Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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