return my video game
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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