I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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