Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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