they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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