u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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