On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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