You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
only you would photoshop your dick
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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