Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
