Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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