I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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