I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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