He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Shame is for Republicans.
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