4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Moan for me like Helen Keller
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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