Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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