My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
